Love in the fast lane was much slower for this unloved driver.
My biggest mistake in my love life was to assume that any car in any condition could turbocharge my love life.
I quickly found out that if my ride was naturally aspirated, it left me unnaturally exasperated with my inability to pick up amazing-looking ah lians. They wanted turbo Evos (such as this modified Evolution X), piloted by PMABs (post modern ah bengs). They desired Rexes and roadsters. Honda DOHC VTEC fast-fours also did the trick, but the ah lians they attracted would be good-looking at best.
Pretty office ladies, meanwhile, were impressed by 911s (such as these), BMWs and GTIs, ideally driven by guys modelled after Christopher Lee rather than Mark Lee.
Your car can only accommodate one main squeeze.
