Whether you’re making magic in a MINI, doing it on the backseat of a Beetle, exercising in a Bimmer xDrive, attempting different positions in a Lotus or popping her cherry in a Chery, it’s worth doing some homework beforehand, so there won’t be any complication with the fornication. No motorist likes to be caught with his pants down.
Cavorting in a car is like a conjugation of Route 66 and Hotel 81 – it’s affordable, enjoyable and a little risky. However, in Singapore, sex in a public place is an offence “viewed” as an Obscene Act under the Penal Code. If convicted, you could be imprisoned for up to three months, or fined, or slapped with both punishments.
Obviously, you need a set of wheels so you can drive somewhere to “park and ride”. Any vehicle will do, as long as the seats are comfortable (preferably leather-trimmed to repel accidental bodily fluids), the air-con is strong (so the two of you won’t sweat any more than necessary) and the cabin is roomy enough.
In terms of shag space… oops, I mean shared space, a station wagon is good, an SUV is better and a MPV is best.
A multi-purpose vehicle is supposed to be versatile, and “mobile bedroom” can be one of its multiple functions. Even a compact MPV gives headroom aplenty, the chairs can be configured every which way to accommodate the wild and agile in their acrobatic pursuit of mutual happiness, and there are many storage points for “toys”, “raincoats” and “engine lubricants”. If your MPV comes with curtains, it’s even more convenient to enjoy intense intimacy in relative privacy.
