My biggest mistake in my love life was to assume that any car in any condition could turbocharge my love life.
I quickly found out that if my ride was naturally aspirated, it left me unnaturally exasperated with my inability to pick up amazing-looking ah lians. They wanted turbo Evos (such as this modified Evolution X), piloted by PMABs (post modern ah bengs). They desired Rexes and roadsters. Honda DOHC VTEC fast-fours also did the trick, but the ah lians they attracted would be good-looking at best.
Pretty office ladies, meanwhile, were impressed by 911s (such as these), BMWs and GTIs, ideally driven by guys modelled after Christopher Lee rather than Mark Lee.