1. Rebadge your ride to make other road users wonder whether it’s really a Type R, STI or AMG. Then debadge your ride to keep them guessing.
2. Slap on select accessories such as a non-functional turbo scoop or a purposeful but pointless spoiler, to continue confusing other road users.
3. Install an array of aftermarket dashboard gauges with dramatic dancing needles, even if they only show world time.
4. Specify shiny, costly alloy wheels to make your dull car shine a little more.
5. Change your cheap car key to a slightly less cheap switchblade design, which will shout “conti car”.
6. Use a car cover to make people wonder what the car under the cover is.
