1. PLASTER WITH NEWSPAPER
Unless you’re an exhibitionist who wants to be front-page news, make sure all your car windows and windscreens are well covered.
2. WEAR AND TEAR
Loose clothing lets you get undressed without stress. Zippers are “faster” than buttons and jeans are “slower” than pants/skirts.
3. KEEP IT UP
The handbrake should be engaged throughout your session, so any vigorous rocking won’t cause the car to roll down a slope or something.
4. CLEAN AND GRIN
In case of thrills and spills, prepare paper towels, baby wipes or good old tissues – all three if the action is going to be fast and furious.
5. REMEMBER THE RUBBER
None of the car’s driving aids can save you if you don’t practise safe sex. Even if you perform like a grippy Rex, always deploy your Durex.
