It’s highly recommended to park your passion wagon in a secluded place in the middle of nowhere, with nobody around. Finding the ideal spot is easier in an SUV, which can venture further off the beaten track. But Singapore is a suburban jungle, with few really ulu areas that the general public can enter and exit freely. Even a far-flung corner of the island is probably a stone’s throw from some government property, construction site or army camp.
The trick is to look for nooks that can be used for nooky – without being spooky.
Many commercial buildings, especially those in the central business district, have deep-down basement parking facilities that become deserted after office hours, and certain HDB multi-storey carparks are empty on their upper decks, with “hideaway” lots that are poorly lit, and perfectly blocked by pillars. Industrial estates, too, are potential secret venues for interesting intercourse.
However, even a quickie needs an element of luck, because there might be parking wardens doing their rounds, policemen or security guards on patrol, and inquisitive night owls hanging around. If you’re unlucky, you might suffer “coitus interruptus” caused by unwelcome visitors. 
